(with apologies to Johnny Rivers)
There's a man who lives a life that's foreign.
In the United States, it's not so borin'.
With every move he makes,
Another chance he takes.
Odds are he's Chinese still come tomorrow.
Beware of getting sucked into the mainstream.
They'll try to change your ways to theirs till you scream.
Don't let the wrong word slip,
And loose a Yankee quip.
Odds are you're Canuck still come tomorrow.
A day takes him around Manhattan Island.
Checking in on clients, a smile beguilin'.
Be careful what you say,
Don't speak of Y2K.
Odds are you're still working come tomorrow.