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  <DIV CLASS="blogHead" ID="a000837">What are you thankful for?</DIV>
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    <p><P>Thanksgiving List for 2009</P><br />
<UL><br />
<LI>Mel, Sarah, Azmir and Shana, for pulling my head out of my ass every morning<br />
<LI>John, Marie, Camille, Ana, Armin, Patrick, Matthew, and Laura, for the Last Minute Poetry Club<br />
<LI>Moe, for the pie baking</LI><br />
<LI>Jerah, for hosting last year's Thanksgiving feast</LI><br />
<LI>Francesca and David, for hosting last year's other Thanksgiving feast</LI><br />
<LI>Jenni and Rod, for inviting me to be a part of their wedding</LI><br />
<LI>Josh, for introducing me to Nery</LI><br />
<LI>Dad, for coming up with the idea to hook me up to Christmas dinner in Ottawa via Skype</LI><br />
<LI>Nery, for the help with my diet and the back-cracking</LI><br />
<LI>Linda, for the Network Care</LI><br />
<LI>Sue H, for coming to the office holiday party with me</LI><br />
<LI>Francesca and David, for hosting the holiday party</LI><br />
<LI>Din Tai Fung, for the melt-in-your-mouth dumpling goodness</LI><br />
<LI>Katyia, for the visit<br />
<LI>Harris, for hosting the New Year's Eve party</LI><br />
<LI>Katyia, Dorothy and Andre G, for the perfect day-after-New-Year's at Disneyland</LI><br />
<LI>Bobby, for the land and the intro to sailing</LI><br />
<LI>Jerah and Kim, for the birthday celebration at Disneyland</LI><br />
<LI>Dee, Christa and Ken, for getting me going at Gold's</LI><br />
<LI>Wilshire Boulevard, for the straight shot to the office<br />
<LI>The City of Los Angeles, for slashing infrastructure budgets and making that straight shot a bloody bumpy ride<br />
<LI>Sammie, for being the coolest redhead</LI><br />
<LI>Angela, for the Partnership Explorations course</LI><br />
<LI>Shelby, for the new hangout<br />
<LI>Sam, for being a great buddy throughout the course</LI><br />
<LI>Ham, for the tastiness</LI><br />
<LI>The IRS, for the opportunity to exercise my integrity</LI><br />
<LI>Pat and Ana, for the barbecue</LI><br />
<LI>Sam and Jerah, for freeing Kansas</LI><br />
<LI>Tom, for being an awesome manager (miss you!)</LI><br />
<LI>Yelp.com, for finding the best restaurants all over town</LI><br />
<LI>Francois, for Nantucket</LI><br />
<LI>John, for moving to Canada<br />
<LI>Mary, Sara and Will, for being awesome participants<br />
<LI>Annette and Eric, for being awesome head APs.<br />
<LI>Mo, for the San Diego Comic-Con badge</LI><br />
<LI>Patty, for putting through the badge transfer</LI><br />
<LI>Trinity and Nala, for the hospitality</LI><br />
<LI>Martita, for taking over for Natalie</LI><br />
<LI>Martita (again), for being a great partner for the ILP Weekends</LI><br />
<LI>Mark, for the dinner, the good times, and especially for the start of a new partnership</LI><br />
<LI>April, for introducing me to the Michael Jackson flash mobs</LI><br />
<LI>Root beer floats, for the foam</LI><br />
<LI>God, for having the fires further away from home this year</LI><br />
<LI>Mel, for the boxes and the late night Del Taco</LI><br />
<LI>Darrick, for being an awesome roommate</LI><br />
<LI>Chaa, for the loft</LI><br />
<LI>Charles, for the grilling</LI><br />
<LI>Jane and Tig, for the J-Classic 2009</LI><br />
<LI>All the people who helped organize, race and join in on the festivities of the J-Classic 2009</LI><br />
<LI>Sue B and Charlene, for the extra bed in Vegas</LI><br />
<LI>Dave and Sue B, for the gunfire</LI><br />
<LI>Treasure Island, for the play money</LI><br />
<LI>Apple, for the iPhone</LI><br />
<LI>Kim, for the birthday celebration at Disneyland</LI><br />
<LI>Amanda, for the invitation to flash mob the people in line at Staples</LI><br />
<LI>Izzy and Ryan, for an awesome wedding</LI><br />
<LI>Sue B, for her hospitality</LI><br />
<LI>Bridget, for licking my hand clean</LI><br />
<LI>Clark and Marga, for the invitation to crew on their sailboat</LI><br />
<LI>Mom, for all her years of hard work. Happy retirement!</LI><br />
<LI>Dan, for the kick in the nads</LI><br />
<LI>Charles, for the Roomie Nation</LI><br />
<LI>Andre and Malou, for the new loft</LI><br />
<LI>Rowan, for the glimpse</LI><br />
<LI>Gabriel, twice, for helping me move</LI><br />
<LI>Drew W, for bringing lunch at the perfect time during the move</LI><br />
<LI>Conroe and Staci, for the Janet Jackson flash mobs</LI><br />
<LI>Nayla, for catching the chewed-up nacho</LI><br />
<LI>Drew B, for the ride to my car</LI><br />
<LI>Summer and Moonshade, for the decorating help</LI><br />
<LI>Aram, Jesse and Georgi, for the free Starbucks</LI><br />
<LI>Rudy and Jay, for always taking care of my packages</LI><br />
<LI>Rob, for being my buddy at ALIVE</LI><br />
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    <p>Just sayin'...</p>

<p><BLOCKQUOTE>I gotta feeling</p>

<p>That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good good night.<br />
A feeling</p>

<p>That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good good night.<br />
A feeling</p>

<p>Woohoo</p>

<p>That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good good night.<br />
A feeling</p>

<p>Woohoo</p>

<p>That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good good night.<br />
A feel--</p>

<p>Tonight’s the night!<br />
Let’s live it up!<br />
I got my money.<br />
Let’s spend it up!</p>

<p>Go out and smash it,<br />
Like, oh my God.<br />
Jump off that sofa!<br />
Let’s kick get off!</p>

<p>I know that we’ll have a ball<br />
If we get down and go out<br />
And just loose it all.<br />
I feel</p>

<p>Stressed out I wanna let it go<br />
Let's go way out, spaced out,<br />
And losing all control</p>

<p>Fill up my cup.<br />
Mazel tov!<br />
Look at her dancing.<br />
Just take it off!</p>

<p>Let's paint the town.<br />
We’ll shut it down.<br />
Let’s burn the roof,<br />
And then we’ll do it again.</p>

<p>Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!<br />
Yes do it, and do it, and do it.<br />
Let's live it up.<br />
Yeah do it, and do it, and do it do it do it.<br />
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!<br />
Cuz I gotta feeling</p>

<p>Woohoo</p>

<p>That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good good night.<br />
A feeling</p>

<p>Woohoo</p>

<p>That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight’s gonna be a good good night.<br />
A feel-</p>

<p>Tonight’s the night! (Hey)<br />
Let’s live it up! (Let's live it up)<br />
I got my money. (Got paid)<br />
Let's spend it up! (Let's spend it up)</p>

<p>Go out and smash it, (Smash it)<br />
Like, oh my God. (Like, oh my God)<br />
Jump off that sofa (C'mon)<br />
Let's get-get off</p>

<p>Fill up my cup. (Drink)<br />
Mazel tov! (L'Chaim!)<br />
Look at her dancing. (Move it move it)<br />
Just take it off!</p>

<p>Let's paint the town. (Paint the town)<br />
We’ll shut it down. (Shut it down)<br />
Let's burn the roof,<br />
And then we’ll do it again.</p>

<p>Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!<br />
Yes do it, and do it, and do it<br />
Let's live it up<br />
Yeah do it, and do it, and do it. do it do it<br />
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it do it do it do it!</p>

<p>Here we come! Here we go!<br />
We gotta rock!</p>

<p>Easy come, easy go.<br />
Now we on top.</p>

<p>Feel the shot, body rock.<br />
Rock it. Don’t stop!</p>

<p>Round and round, up and down,<br />
Around the clock.</p>

<p>Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday,<br />
Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday</p>

<p>G-g-g-g-get with us.<br />
We know what we say.<br />
Party every day! (puh-puh-puh)<br />
Party every day!<br />
I gotta feeling</p>

<p>That tonight's gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight's gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight's gonna be a good good night.<br />
A feeling</p>

<p>Woohoo</p>

<p>That tonight's gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight's gonna be a good night<br />
That tonight's gonna be a good good night.</p>

<p>Woohoo</BLOCKQUOTE></p>

<p>See the <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMxASjxRk1w">video</A> on YouTube.</p>
    
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  <DIV CLASS="blogDate">May  1, 2009</DIV>
  

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    <p>Artist Kentaro Nagai recreated all the animals of the Chinese zodiac by rearranging pieces from a world map. Check it out.</p>

<p>In honour of this year, I present the Rooster (or Cock, if you're feeling snickery):</p>

<p><A HREF="http://www.pics24h.com/world-maps-as-chinese-zodiac/" TARGET="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://www.pics24h.com/img/artwork/world-maps-as-chinese/world-maps-as-chinese10.jpg"></A></p>
    
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    <p>There's a reason why the coroner's office releases details about deaths the way that they do.</p>

<p>Don't screw everything up by speculating on and publicizing the deaths of people whose next of kin have yet to be notified.</p>

<p>How would you like it if your mother was reported to have died in an accident when she was actually alive and well?</p>
    
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    <p><BLOCKQUOTE>A North Texas legislator during House testimony on voter identification legislation said Asian-descent voters should adopt names that are “easier for Americans to deal with.”</p>

<p>The comments caused the Texas Democratic Party on Wednesday to demand an apology from state Rep. Betty Brown, R-Terrell. But a spokesman for Brown said her comments were only an attempt to overcome problems with identifying Asian names for voting purposes.</BLOCKQUOTE></p>

<p>Source: <A HREF="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6365320.html">The Houston Chronicle</A></p>
    
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  <DIV CLASS="blogDate">April  6, 2009</DIV>
  

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    <p><strong>Ian:</strong> Conversation I had...</p>

<blockquote>Jerah: Thanks for the new rooster

<p>Ian: You're welcome. Happy Fried Chicken Day.</p>

<p>Jerah: Thanks!<br />
I didn't know Fried Chicken had a day</p>

<p>Ian: It's a very special day.<br />
First Monday of April.<br />
We celebrate the goodness that is fried chicken, crispy or original, white or dark.</blockquote></p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> Not that I'm having any fried chicken today...<br />
Yoghurt, apple and turkey slices for breakfast. Grilled salmon Greek salad for lunch. Chicken, cauliflower and brown rice for dinner. And I'm going to the gym now. Wheeee!</p>

<p><strong>Elena:</strong> heh heh<br />
ubernerd</p>

<p>[An hour later]</p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> Okay... scratch the salad, bumping the dinner up to lunch, adding a smoothie... will figure out what to do for dinner later... maybe the salad. ;)<br />
I was accused of being a normal person when heading off to the gym today.</p>

<p><strong>Elena:</strong> who would say such a thing?</p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> Someone on the tech helpdesk? ;)</p>

<p><strong>Elena:</strong> bastard</p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> =)</p>

<p><strong>Elena:</strong> some people can be so mean</p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> I looked at my lunch... brown rice, cauliflower, a chicken thigh, all cooked in a rice cooker (pressure cooker)... and realised that it would be far more romantic to call it Shades of Brown.<br />
=)<br />
It's his humour. Doesn't affect me. Kinda proud of it, actually. I'm breaking beyond the barrier of nerddom!</p>

<p><strong>Elena:</strong> yes, into the barrier of malignant narcissists! why be normal?<br />
besides, you sent me a spreadsheet about your <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2009-03-16-pinsky-quiz_N.htm">narcissist test</a> <a href="/img/Narcissistic%20Personality%20Inventory.xls">results</a>, for heaven's sake</p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> LOL<br />
I have a spreadsheet for everything.</p>

<p><strong>Elena:</strong> mmh mmmh.</p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> [A leadership program I used to coach] has this spreadsheet that tracks all the participants' assignments, stats, etc.<br />
They call it "The Grid."<br />
As a joke, I made one for my dating.<br />
Which, once made, was never used.</p>

<p><strong>Elena:</strong> "joke", right</p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> Feh. I have no idea how to track or measure success in dating. Not like there are assignments.<br />
I suppose there are stats...</p>

<p><strong>Elena:</strong> HAHAHAHAHA<br />
oh you're killing me</p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> Conversations, Contact Info Requested, Contact Info Received, Dates Requested, Dates Fulfilled...</p>

<p><strong>Elena:</strong> wow<br />
you will not every break the barrier from ubernerddom, I'm sorry, you can't even see the barrier from where you're sitting<br />
but i love you just the way you are</p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> 1st Base, 2nd Base, 3rd Base, Home Run...<br />
=)<br />
I will define my own hybrid class of nerddom.</p>

<p><strong>Elena:</strong> HAHAHAHA</p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> I'll be that overlapping piece of circles in the Venn Diagram of Nerddom.</p>

<p><strong>Elena:</strong> can't wait to hear this<br />
venn diagram of nerddom<br />
i love it<br />
way to own it, my friend</p>

<p><strong>Ian:</strong> And just to prove to you--yes, you, my I Love Reading legal type friend--just to prove to you my shared nerdiness with your world...<br />
I'm going to blog this.</p>
    
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    <p>Ian: Wanna see something that'll scar you for life?<br />
Elena: um, no<br />
Ian: Drat.<br />
Elena: why would i want to be scarred for life?<br />
Ian: Morbid curiosity?<br />
Elena: does it involve animals?<br />
Ian: No... humans, yes. Well, even that may be debatable.<br />
Elena: pfft<br />
Elena: ok<br />
Elena: but if don't like it, you owe me a meal<br />
Ian: Okay<br />
Ian: <a href="http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/celebrity-pictures-david-hasselhoff-nightmares-have1.jpg">http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/celebrity-pictures-david-hasselhoff-nightmares-have1.jpg</a><br />
Elena: omg<br />
Elena: are you serious??<br />
Ian: LOL<br />
Elena: well, it was awful but i've seen his music videos<br />
Elena: and those are the worst thing you'll ever see</p>
    
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    <p>Naturally 7, an a capella group, sings on subways. The latter is the NY MTA, but I don't know which train they're on in the former video. The subway car looks awesome, though. London Tube?</p>

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