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December 24, 2004
Dear Santa...
Hi! How is everyone? I've been a good boy. Well, better than usual, I think. Certainly better than last year, but I suspect that's a reflection of my general happiness than anything else.
I don't really need anything. I've got what I need. Of course, Giftmas isn't about what I need. It's about what I want. Ultimately, I don't really care what you give me as long I get to see you or talk to you this holiday season.
However, if you feel so compelled, this Giftmas, I would like...
- The obligatory world peace
- The more authentically heartfelt safe return of our troops abroad
- A brain, for the President
- An Aston Martin V12 Vanquish S or DB9
- A Subaru WRX STi
- Gag licence plates, front and back, for my Acura RL
- A Jolly Roger car flag
- An interesting shifter knob
- An in-car AM/FM stereo with CD player and auxiliary audio jack, especially the jack, so I can plug in an iPod
- To be with my family for Christmas Day
- A Green Card
- Dinner at The Hump or Matsuhisa
- A date to go with dinner
- A bottle of Hokusetsu Junmai Daiginjo YK35
- A live 5 lb Pacific lobster
- A spandex superhero costume
- Being able to look good in said costume
- A 3/4-length leather coat
- Shoes
- Banded collar shirts
- A black scarf
- DVDs: Return of the King Extended Edition, The Two Towers Extended Edition, House of Flying Daggers
- CDs: none come to mind
- Game cards for World of Warcraft
- An Amber campaign, in Las Vegas or SoCal
- A pocket watch
- A Canon EOS 20D digital SLR camera
- A train set that I can run all around the house
- Wil Wheaton's Just a Geek or Dancing Barefoot
After all is said and done, I just want to spend time with my friends, old and new.
Posted by KinCross at December 24, 2004 03:09 PM