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November 07, 2004
All I wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
I am now the proud owner of a 1998 Acura 3.5 RL. Bitchin'. Where are my new wheels?
Now that I have a car, the next thing I'm looking for in my LA resident porfolio is an ex-wife. I would like one that is gorgeous, blonde, and plastic. Someone who is spiteful and a little psychotic, who will make me embittered and homicidal. To others, she will appear to be the sweetest person in the world.
When I'm done with that, I'll work on the plastic surgery or the overly extravagant mansion that I can't afford. I haven't decided which, yet.
Posted by KinCross at November 7, 2004 04:36 PM