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September 30, 2002

2.06 points

I love playing two-hand touch,
Eating way too much,
Watching my team win,
With the twins.

I love quarterbacks eating dirt,
Pompoms and short skirts,
Fans that just won't quit,
And those twins.

And I love you, too.

Here's to football!

Before the Monday night game, I was officially 2.06 points away from being overtaken as the third lowest scorer in my office league this weekend. The second lowest team had Jason Elam playing tonight. 2.06 points. That's not a lot for a kicker. I was actually cheering for the guy. One extra point. Great. One field goal, great. Two missed field goals... crap! But it turns out they were 44 and 57 yarders, which meant that the deduction wouldn't be as bad as if he'd missed short field goals. Bottom line? According to the office league's scoring system, Elam racked up 3.64 points, making me the second lowest scorer in the league this week.

And wouldn't you believe it, I'm still 4-0.

Posted by KinCross at September 30, 2002 09:42 PM

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