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<h2>January 30, 2002</h2>

<h3>Maybe if we rolled his crack up in Enron stock certificates...</h3>

<p>I woke up this morning to the radio morning show talking about this video of a <A HREF="http://www.msnbc.com/news/696153.asp">Q&A with Kenneth Lay</A> the day after the SEC opened its investigation on Enron.</p>

<p>I didn't see the video myself, but I heard the audio clip on the radio and, I have to admit, this had me laughing to get the day started. Surely, it's not a laughing matter that so many people have suffered as a result of the collapse of the company, but sometimes when things are bleak, you have to find humour in little places.</p>

<p>Or maybe I just like hearing Kenneth Lay read aloud a randomly selected question written on an index card that he had obviously not read over in his mind beforehand: "I would like to know if you are on crack. If so, that would explain a lot. If not, maybe you ought to start because it is going to be a long time before we trust you again."</p>

<p>While I'm here, I guess I could weigh in on this whole Enron issue. I haven't been paying too close attention to it since I've got my own worries to tend to without having to wonder if I should have invested money in Enron way back when or the status of people that I don't know in far and removed places. However, something really stinks coming out of Texas these days.</p>

<p>Cheap and easy jibes at the President set aside, the way that the upper echelons of Enron -- by extension, the "company" -- treated their employees was absolutely deplorable. I'm not an old fogey yet, but I can still pine for the days when there was loyalty. You just didn't treat your people that way. Though individualism is something held on a pedestal by many Americans, some unknowingly, there is a dark side to it and that is based in selfishness. People grabbing up material things at the expense of others. Deficit spending. The .com bust. We're becoming a bunch of hedonists.</p>

<p>Alright, that was rather disjointed. I think I need to sit down and hammer this one out a little more.</p>

<p>I'll leave you with this non sequitur: What happens if you use suntan oil while wearing a chainmail bikini in the hot sun? What if someone throws an egg at you?</p>

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<p class="posted">Posted by KinCross at January 30, 2002 11:56 AM</p>




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