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            2004/03/19
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            <P CLASS="bold">Singing Soldier</P>Rodney Carrington sings about his <A HREF="http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/swf/dearpenis.swf">penis</A>. Clearly not work-safe.<br /><br />Courtesy of Hell Pimpess.
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            <P CLASS="bold">Stop the Lies</P>Rumsfeld <A HREF="http://www.moveon.org/censure/caughtonvideo/">caught on video</A>.<br /><br />Courtesy of Payne.
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            <P CLASS="bold">Head... hurts...</P>Want to see a blog that will make your brain ooze out in a runny drool? Try <A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/users/ang3lbabii/">~*~*~*ElLie*~*~*~</A>'s blog.
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            <P CLASS="bold">Eight Places to Sit</P>For those of you interested in my anticipated whereabouts at ACUS:<UL><LI>Slot 1: A Ghost Story (R. Williams)<br /><LI>Slot 2: Fortune Favors the Bold (Again) (S. Foster)<br /><LI>Slot 3: The Black Watch (C. Kindred)<br /><LI>Slot 4: Shadowforce Oberon (J. P. Brannan)<br /><LI>Slot 5: Undertow (S. Cooper)<br /><LI>Slot 6: Open<br /><LI>Slot 7: Force 10 from Avalon (C. Kindred)<br /><LI>Slot 8: Brave New World (Reloaded) (R. Williams)</UL>
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            <P CLASS="bold">A Gig for a Trombone Player</P>Steven Brust jokes aside, this <A HREF="http://www.thewb.com/Popups/Video/0,8204,136480,00.html">trombone player's act</A> on Steve Harvey's Big Time is an absolute riot.<br /><br />Courtesy of Danielle, who originally emailed it to me in a 4 MB QuickTime file.<br /><br /><I>Update:</I> Also available <A HREF="http://i.cnn.net/thewb/trailer/quicktime/SY105-RateAnAct_trombone.mov">here</A>.
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            <P CLASS="bold">What's on your keychain?</P>Keys; a New York City subway token, purchased 20 minutes before they were removed from sale; a hunk of decorative plastic; and a replica of a Tang Dynasty imperial door knocker, received in return for a donation at a convent in Hong Kong.<br /><br /><IMG SRC="pics/keychain.jpg"><BR CLEAR="all"><br />By the way, here's what my cubicle looks like at work. Of the two models of Subaru Impreza WRX's to the left of the monitor, the silver one has ground lighting. You can find some pretty weird things in Chinatown.<br /><br /><IMG SRC="pics/desk.jpg"><BR CLEAR="all">
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            <P CLASS="bold">Lucky Money</P>The Chinese have a practice where elder generations, typically those that are married, give Lucky Money to unmarried or younger people. What this basically means is that, as a kid, you get money when you see relatives, when holidays roll around, and when it's your birthday.<br /><br />I've done all three recently, and I thought the people that were involved might be interested to see what their gift money looks like in physical form.<br /><br /><A HREF="http://www.apple.com/ipodmini/"><IMG SRC="pics/ipodmini.jpg" BORDER="0" ALT="Green iPod mini"></A>
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            <P CLASS="bold">Crimson Room</P>Finally got around to finishing Takagism's <A HREF="http://www.datacraft.co.jp/takagism/index_e.html">Crimson Room</A>, after receiving the link last month. Everything you find is used. Have fun.<br /><br />Courtesy of Bridgette.
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            <P CLASS="bold">Quantifying Wrestling</P>The folks over at OnlineOnslaught have put together a rather extensive list of <A HREF="http://www.onlineonslaught.com/columns/ctb/20040304.shtml">laws</A> governing professional wrestling.<BLOCKQUOTE>The Law of Constant Idiocy<br />Jerry Lawler is a fucking idiot.<br />— angstboy</BLOCKQUOTE>
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            <P CLASS="bold">But where's the "Venus"?</P>If you're a cosplayer and ever wanted to look like one of the ladies from <A HREF="http://www.tecmoinc.com/games/doax.asp">Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball</A>, you can now buy <A HREF="http://www.tecmoinc.com/store/bikinis.asp">bikinis</A> featured in the game. If it had been up to me, I would have chosen different ones to produce.
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            <P CLASS="bold">Silly Presidential Flash</P>A little Flash interactive... <A HREF="http://homepage.mac.com/webmasterkai/kaicurry/gwbush/dishonestdubya.html">thing</A> about Bush and Weapons of Mass Destruction. Not for the Bush fans. Well... maybe.<br /><br />Courtesy of Danielle.
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            <P CLASS="bold">What Finding Nemo Character Are You?</P><A HREF="http://quizilla.com/users/wgryph/quizzes/What%20Finding%20Nemo%20Character%20are%20You%3F/"><IMG SRC="http://images.quizilla.com/W/wgryph/1054589805_crushframe.gif" BORDER="0" ALT="You are CRUSH!" TITLE="What Finding Nemo Character Are You?"><br />What Finding Nemo Character are You?</A> (brought to you by <A HREF="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</A>)
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            <P CLASS="bold">Dinner Time</P>Someone get me one of <A HREF="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/02/28/wcrab28.xml&sSheet=/portal/2004/02/28/ixportal.html">these</A>! I'll get the butter warmed up and drawn.<br /><br />Courtesy of <A HREF="http://www.average-bear.com/">Doyce</A>.
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            <P CLASS="bold">I'm a bloody red lorry</P>What kind of giant robot are you?<br /><br /><IMG SRC="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/optimusprime.jpg" width="200" height="150" /><br /><A HREF="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?</A><br /><br />Courtesy of <A HREF="http://www.hill-kleerup.org/blog">***Dave</A>.
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